Independent oversight for the Alilo Group universe
BCOM oversees services operated by Alilo Group and its fictional organisations, including BAO. We publish rules, investigate complaints, review conduct and allocate blame where the evidence demands it.
What BCOM doesOpen investigation
The review will examine whether complaints were acknowledged promptly, whether mail systems experienced an existential crisis, and whether affected users were offered a proportionate number of Blame Aydan Points.
Read the investigation noticeHow providers should calculate remedies without inventing a multiplier halfway through the complaint.
A single view of regulated brands, projects and departments across the universe.
Our remit
Engineering teams asked to explain why the picture frame was upgraded before the network.
New rules clarify when a complaint becomes a performance art piece.
Regulator accepts that reducing Tyler may cause sarcasm-related service degradation.
Aydan remains the leading attributed cause, though evidence standards have been strengthened.
Baseline expectations for availability, communications, complaints and record keeping.
Tell BCOM when something breaks before the Discord screenshots arrive.
Find the responsible fictional entity, service owner and escalation route.
Consultation on evidence thresholds before Aydan may be named as root cause.
Enforcement and investigations
BCOM can publish findings, issue improvement notices, require apology PDFs, impose Blame Point penalties and refer exceptional matters to the Office of Supreme Blame.
General enquiries and complaints can be sent to [email protected]. All aliases may route to the same fictional regulatory mailbox.
Display name: Blame Communications Office (BCOM)